Rover sent Dumb, the phone screener, out to streak on live TV during the snow storm coverage. The video set off a media frenzy and was featured on NBC’s Good Company, Jimmy Kimmel and MSNBC with Keith Olbermann. See the video here.

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Date: December 1st 2006
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Bennie Hall Jr., a Cincinnati resident, saw his car being stolen outside his house earlier this week. His car was being stolen by a homeless 14 year old boy. Bennie drew his firearm (which is legal and he has a concealed carry permit) and shot the boy dead. Rover said the kid got what was coming to him, that if he wasn’t stealing the car, he would still be alive. Rover and Dieter both agreed that the kid had it coming, he has 13 arrests prior to this incident and has been in and out of foster homes his whole life. Duji thought that Bennie used excessive force and should be punished. They are holding a candlelight vigil in Cincinnati for the boy, which Rover thought was absolutley crazy.

In response to a news story, Rover said if he were a cop, he wouldn’t want a female partner, which he has brought up on the show before. He said if some guy was kicking his ass, he’d want a guy there to help him out, not a woman. Dieter said it applied to firefighters too, since females aren’t strong enough carry someone in need. Duji contested that she could carry someone out of a burning building. They decided to do a challenge. Everyone would attempt to remove Dumb (the 400 pound phone screener) from the studio. Duji first tried to drag Dumb, she was unable to even budge him. Rover then tried to drag him as well, he was unable to get his small hands around Dumb’s fat wrists, so he ended up grabbing his feet and pulling him out. Dieter decided to show he was a bad ass and put Dumb over his shoulder. It took him several attempts and a beet red face but he was finally able to get Dumb on his shoulder and get him out. It would definitely be a different story with a bunch of equipment on but luckily there probably aren’t too many 400 pounders that need saved.

Jonathon told a story about a Halloween party he and Cortney attended. The host of the party owns a live Bobcat. The cat is the size of a large dog and growled at Jonathon when he tried to pet it because it does not like men. Cortney and Jonathon later decided to sneak downstairs to have sex. The bobcat came down and tried to attack them. The owner came running down with raw chicken to try and get it back in it’s cage. Jonathon used a tennis racket to keep the cat at bay while he did Cortney from behind.

Last Friday on Dare Dieter, a golf pro hit a golf ball off Dieter’s nuts. Dieter went to the doctor on Tuesday because he has been having a sharp pain in the groin area since the dare. Dieter went to the doctor and got a hot red headed nurse. She went over the basic questions with him, asked him about his sexual activity and any trauma to the area. She then gave him a cup and asked him for a specimen. Instead of peeing into the cup, Dieter jerked off into the cup, thinking that was what she wanted. When he returned with the cup, the nurse was disgusted and yelled that she wanted a urine sample. Dieter was obviously embarrassed and hoped that the nurse wouldn’t tell anyone.

Rover said he is upset over the increasing trend of employers checking potential employees credit scores. This is something that is becoming more and more common place. Rover does not believe that your financial decisions equate to your job performance. Duji disagreed and said she thought your credit score was a good indicator of your responsibility level. Jonathon tried to say he has a credit score of 940, Rover quickly pointed out that the scores don’t even go that high.

Tom Herschel (the station’s general manager or general micro-manager as Rover likes to say) came in this morning. Rover had called him a dumbass because Tom does not understand how commercials work on streaming radio (their station is trying to get streaming radio for Rover’s show). Tom admitted that he doesn’t really understand the legal issues surrounding the topic. Rover said he knew that Tom had looked up his house online to see how much Rover paid. Tom said that was true but he got the idea from Rover who had looked up Tom’s house first. Rover tried to get Tom to say how much money he makes and what kind of bonuses he gets, but he was tight lipped as usual. Dieter brought up that Tom has purchased three new cars in the last six months. Rover then tried to get Tom to talk about his wife, who Rover said it hot. He asked Tom if he mirco-manages his relationship like he does the station. Tom said he has a great marriage.