Birmingham attorney abduction and more of Dieter’s crazy conspiracy theories

A female lawyer was abducted in Birmingham, Alabama yesterday.  Sandra Eubank Gregory, a 34 year old family lawyer was abducted early yesterday morning by a gunman while leaving her vehicle.  Birmingham police found Sandra last night around
5:30pm at a motel not far from the abduction point.  Police also subdued and arrested an unidentified suspect.

The crew then began to discuss what you should do if someone tries to abduct you. Duji thought you should go along with the abductor and do whatever they say. Obviously, as Rover and Dieter told her, you will probably die if you do that. A police officer called in and said to run away and yell. He said there is a 1 in 10 chance they will shoot you and a 1 in 100 chance that you will be hit in a vital organ. Dieter suggested running in a zig zag pattern and doing a “monkey roll” every few feet. I have heard of running in a zig zag pattern from crocodiles but never from gunman.

Another caller had been the victim of an attempted abduction. He said he grabbed the barrel of the gun and told the assailant not to shoot. He ended up slamming the gunman’s hand closed in the door and taking off, ripping part of his pinkie finger off. It was a pretty wild story but goes to show that when you do something other than what the criminal is expecting they are thrown off and often don’t know how to react.

Dieter reiterated one of his crazy conspiracy theories today - that Princess Di and the rest of the royal family are all actually reptiles and that they were taking off quickly because she was shape shifting. Dieter has some theories that are interesting and/or somewhat believable. This is not one of them.