Superman Returns, Debra Norville and Johnathon recaps his weekend with Cortney
Duji and Dieter both saw Superman Returns over the weekend. Rover and Dieter had previously discussed the rumors that there were gay undertones to the movie. Dieter said he thought the movie definitely had gay undertones. He said the crystals were shaped like dildos and Jimmy Olsen follows Superman around like he is gay. They both enjoyed the movie. Duji said she thinks they have a great franchise in place with the current cast and that she can not wait for the next installment in the series to be released.
Debra Norville, of Inside Edition was on the show this morning. They discussed Connie Chung and her crazy singing, the groom that disappeared from the cruise ship on his honeymoon and Debra taking off her top to boost ratings. Rover asked Debra if she had ever had plastic surgery, she said she had not. Debra has been on the show for eleven years. She praised Bill O’Reilly and said he has been doing a great job. Debra is 47 years old. Rover and Dieter discussed how hot she still is at that age.
Johnathon gave a recap of his wild weekend with Cortney this morning. The crew had been looking at pictures Johnathon and Cortney had posted on the website. They are very strange pictures complete with a bong and a porno playing in the background. Johnathon said it took them about three hours from when they arrived at home until they were having sex. He even recorded some audio and brought it in this morning and Rover played it on air. Johnathon’s mother wrote him a couple emails over the weekend, after she watched the video of Johnathon and Cortney making out. She said he is a pervert and that he has disgraced the family. They were pretty harsh.
The crew took bets on whether Johnathon told her he loves her or not. He said he did tell her he loved her. He said they also played a “knife game” where they would hold a knife to each others throats and ask if they trusted each other. Rover gave Johnathon a lecture about both of them being unstable and how this is definitely not a safe relationship. Johnathon also said Cortney is turned on by gay men and she tried to get Johnathon to kiss another man and he almost did it! Johnathon and Cortney are supposed to be getting together this weekend when the show goes to Cleveland for the Miss Morning Glory calendar search party. That should make for some more good stories.