Cortney Kisses 169 Guys, David Grillio from KenLayisAlive.com and Conspiracy Theories
Johnathon and Cortney were in another spat this morning, so Rover brought both of them in to tell the story. They went out for dinner last night. Cortney excused herself to go to the bathroom. While she was gone (which must have been a while), a girl came up to Jonathon and said she recognized him from the show. They chatted for a little bit and finally started to kiss in the restaurant. Cortney came out and caught them kissing. Cortney then poured the girl’s drink onto Jonathon. Jonathon didn’t think there would be a problem because Cortney had said he could be with other women as long as she was around.
Rover wanted to think of a way for Cortney to get back at Jonathon. He has a mobile billboard that drives around Chicago with a message about Rover taking over the mornings now that Mancow is gone. He sent her down with DJ Jazzy Jim to ride around on the billboard and kiss guys. They originally wanted her to kiss 113 guys, because she has slept with that many. However, she outdid everyone’s expectations (including Jonathon) and kissed 169 guys. Guys were calling in to the show after kissing Cortney and telling stories of grabbing her boobs and of her putting her hands down their pants. Many of them said they were going to sleep with her. Jonathon was getting really upset during all of this and was pretty angry whenever Jim would put Cortney on the phone.
Cortney and Jim finally returned to the studio. After saying that he thought they might be over, Jonathon took her back and actually made out with her after she had just kissed almost 200 guys. I think that was more disturbing than Huggie and Lennox kissing yesterday. Cortney is in Chicago until 4pm today, so hopefully they will enjoy the rest of their time together. Maybe they can take a couple construction workers home with them.
David Grillio was on the show this morning. He runs the website KenLayisAlive.com. He alledges that Ken Lay, the ex-CEO of Enron, who was reported to have died a few weeks ago, actually faked his death. He says he thinks Lay is living somewhere in Latin America and possibly in Aruba. Dieter, who is a huge conspiracy theorist, initially did not want to speak with David because he thought the website was all a hoax (the site features photoshopped pictures of Lay in various places). Once David said he really does think Lay is alive, Dieter was on board.
After Rover finished to David, he began to ask Dieter about some of the other conspiracies. Him cutting the barcodes off of everything is hilarious. I’m not sure why he cares if anyone knows he eats cottage cheese. He also believes that Zapruder (the guy who taped the JFK assassination) was actually the shooter. He did have a website up, ZaprudershotJFK.com for a while but the site just redirects to Rover’s site now.