Confirmed: Rover C-Blocked Dieter, Stephanie Lagrossa and Crop Circles
Yesterday, Dieter and Duji went down to talk to Indy car driver Danica Patrick. Danica was on the show like two years ago and had shown interest in Dieter. Dieter asked her out and she said she couldn’t go because of a race the next day. Instead of immediately asking her out for the following night, Dieter paused because he already had a date planned with a stripper. Rover contends it was an awkward silence and he called Danica over to him, which Dieter contends was a cock-block. This argument has been discussed several times since the incident with no resolution.
Dieter and Duji went down and recorded their conversation with Danica yesterday. Everyone else there asked her about racing and about switching teams, Nascar, etc. Dieter and Duji immediately asked Danica if she remembered them, which she did. Dieter then went into the story about what had happened and asked if she recalled that, which she did as well. She ended up saying Rover had C-Blocked Dieter and signed an autograph for Dieter with the inscription, “only if”.
Stephanie Lagrossa from Survivor was on the show this morning. Stephanie just got married and only returned from her honeymoon on Sunday. Rover was disappointed, saying he thought she was the most attractive Survivor contestant ever. Stephanie married a school teacher and she is currently working on promoting hair products. Rover asked her if there was anything behind the scenes in Survivor they didn’t show. She said they do take them by bus or boat to the challenge areas and also to the nightly councils.
A discussion of crop circles came up this morning after 4 teens in Akron, OH confessed yesterday to making crop circles there. Story. This story really got Dieter going. He is of course intrigued by about every single conspriacy theory in the world. He said aliens use crop circles to pick spots for mating. Rover asked why they would use crop circles and not some other form of communication if they had such advanced technology. Dieter said you can tell a man-made crop circle from an alien made one because the crops are not broken by the aliens. A caller said a wide enough board will have the same effect. Dieter then began to tell a crazy story about some great stampede that is going to end the earth as we know it. I had no idea what he was talking about and had never heard about the stampede.