Peter Cook, husband (for now) of supermodel Christie Brinkley is in some trouble. He has been caught sleeping with his 19 year old personal assistant. Cook, an architect is the fourth husband of 52 year old supermodel Christie Brinkley. Cook’s assistant, Diana Bianchi, came forward with allegations that Cook seduced her with under his employ. There are also other rumors that Cook was dating another 19 year old just months before his engagement to Brinkley. Bianchi is now bringing a sexual harrassment lawsuit against Cook. Duji thinks that the lawsuit is justifiable while Rover and Dieter both agreed that Cook is doing what any wealthy man would do in that position. Cook apparently buys all his mistresses lavish gifts.

Kevin Smith, the director of Clerks and Clerks 2, was on the show this morning. Kevin is on a tour promoting Clerks 2, which is being released tomorrow. The first Clerks movie cost $26,000 to make. Kevin said the budget for Clerks 2 was $5 million, which is still a really low amount for a hollywood movie. Kevin said he thought it would be one of the cheapest movies released this summer. In comparison, Jersey Girl, another Kevin Smith movie had a $35 million budget. Kevin said he much prefers a lower budget movie because the studio executives give you more freedom because the movie is pretty much guaranteed to make a nice profit.

Christopher Titus was also on the show this morning. He used to have his own TV show, “Titus” on Fox. He is performing at the Improv in Chicago this weekend. He went into his troubled childhood including his mother’s problems with drugs and alcohol. He also spoke about the divorce that he is currently going through. He met his wife before all his fame, so I’m sure that would take a toll on the relationship. He said he is currently dating a 29 year old model but he called in to the Thursday Hookup when he heard Rover and Dieter talking about how hot the girl was. It was pretty funny, I’ve never heard a guest do that before.

Christina
Age: 21
Height: 5′5″
Weight: 120
Occupation: Student
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Dr. Laura Berman, renowned sex therapist, was on the show this morning. It was a good time to have her on the show considering all the stuff that has been going on with Jonathon and Cortney. Rover joked that they could spend the whole interview discussing those two (which was pretty much the truth). Dr. Berman says she would suspect that Cortney was molested or raped as a child because of her violent sexual tendencies. Rover also asked about his girlfriends lack of sex drive. Dr. Berman suggested that she get her hormone levels checked, hopefully that will help Rover out in the future.

Jonathon got a bunch of phone calls from his mother after yesterday’s show. Anyone who remembers the emails that she has sent him knows that she is not the most loving woman in the world. The calls were not pretty. His mom called Cortney a whore, told Jonathon he was going to get AIDS or some other STD and told him he needed to look for a new job because the show wasn’t going to keep him after his contract runs up in another 3 months. Jonathon said he had his phone on speakerphone and Cortney was listening to the calls. He said she was almost in tears while he was trying to keep from laughing. He had several different calls from his mother and then a voicemail she left when he quit answering the phone. She called him a coward and told him he was afraid to speak to his own mother. She also said she wanted the video taken down of Jonathon and Cortney “having sex” aka making out. With a mother like that, it is no wonder Jonathon has sexual issues.

The Great Mountebank was on the show today. He is a psychic that has written several books. Dieter and Rover were both skeptical and with good reason. When speaking to a guy that was driving a car during a call, he told him one of his hands were on the steering wheel. He did get a couple things right, he guessed Dieter was thinking of a lion and got two people’s signs right. Most of the stuff was incorrect though and it just seemed he really thought he was more important than everyone even though he wasn’t getting anything right. His voice was also pretty funny.

Johnathon and Cortney were in another spat this morning, so Rover brought both of them in to tell the story. They went out for dinner last night. Cortney excused herself to go to the bathroom. While she was gone (which must have been a while), a girl came up to Jonathon and said she recognized him from the show. They chatted for a little bit and finally started to kiss in the restaurant. Cortney came out and caught them kissing. Cortney then poured the girl’s drink onto Jonathon. Jonathon didn’t think there would be a problem because Cortney had said he could be with other women as long as she was around.

Rover wanted to think of a way for Cortney to get back at Jonathon. He has a mobile billboard that drives around Chicago with a message about Rover taking over the mornings now that Mancow is gone. He sent her down with DJ Jazzy Jim to ride around on the billboard and kiss guys. They originally wanted her to kiss 113 guys, because she has slept with that many. However, she outdid everyone’s expectations (including Jonathon) and kissed 169 guys. Guys were calling in to the show after kissing Cortney and telling stories of grabbing her boobs and of her putting her hands down their pants. Many of them said they were going to sleep with her. Jonathon was getting really upset during all of this and was pretty angry whenever Jim would put Cortney on the phone.

Cortney and Jim finally returned to the studio. After saying that he thought they might be over, Jonathon took her back and actually made out with her after she had just kissed almost 200 guys. I think that was more disturbing than Huggie and Lennox kissing yesterday. Cortney is in Chicago until 4pm today, so hopefully they will enjoy the rest of their time together. Maybe they can take a couple construction workers home with them.

David Grillio was on the show this morning. He runs the website KenLayisAlive.com. He alledges that Ken Lay, the ex-CEO of Enron, who was reported to have died a few weeks ago, actually faked his death. He says he thinks Lay is living somewhere in Latin America and possibly in Aruba. Dieter, who is a huge conspiracy theorist, initially did not want to speak with David because he thought the website was all a hoax (the site features photoshopped pictures of Lay in various places). Once David said he really does think Lay is alive, Dieter was on board.

After Rover finished to David, he began to ask Dieter about some of the other conspiracies. Him cutting the barcodes off of everything is hilarious. I’m not sure why he cares if anyone knows he eats cottage cheese. He also believes that Zapruder (the guy who taped the JFK assassination) was actually the shooter. He did have a website up, ZaprudershotJFK.com for a while but the site just redirects to Rover’s site now.

Amanda was the Miss Morning Glory calendar search party winner from St. Louis. She was on the show for a few minutes this morning. She is only 20 years old. She is 5′3″ tall and weighs 110 pounds. She told Rover she is a college student at St. Louis Community College studying Business. She is also single.

Rover asked DJ Jazzy Jim this morning about a taxi cab light he had seen in Jim’s roommate (Bucky) car. Jim went into an elaborate story about their new “taxi” service. They bought a taxi cab light off of ebay. When the bars close on weekends, they head downtown and put the light up on the car. They also velcro a digital alarm clock to the dash to look like a meter, which I thought was a nice touch. They then pick up hot drunk chicks and after acting like real taxi drivers for a few minutes, they will offer the girls a chance to come back to their apartment and drink with them. Jim says they ask twice, if the girls say no both times, they kick them out and go find new ones. I honestly don’t think Jim realizes how many laws they have to be breaking. I’m sure the fine alone for running an illegal taxi service has to be huge. Not to mention they are taking these girls back to their place. It is quite an idea but I’m sure, especially now that he detailed the plan on air, that they will get busted.

Huggie is broke. He says they have no food in their house. He put intern Brian’s glass eye in his mouth for $40. Lennox McGee, a gay activist, was on the show this morning promoting the “Gay Games” in Chicago. The Gay Games are a sports and music festival for gay people which kicked off on Saturday in Chicago. Rover offered Huggie $50 to make out with Lennox. Huggie did not even think twice about this, although Lennox did have to call his boyfriend to make sure it was alright. They then proceeded to make out in the studio, with everyone grossing out except for Dieter and Cortney. Dieter left the studio prior and Cortney was turned on by this. Johnathon actually asked if he could do a triple kiss with the two guys.

There was a new segment added to the show today. Vagrant James (formerly known as Homeless James) from Extreme Makeover: Homeless Edition is now doing a Movie Review segment on the show. He saw four movies over the weekend and gave his review of each. He reviews movies on a 1-5 scale (which Rover said is for missing teeth). He did admit that he is no longer homeless now. He also said he had a son who was killed in a gang related shooting when he was 18 years old.