This is probably the most dangerous dare I have heard of to date besides maybe the bug zapper. Last year, Dieter and Dumb (the former phone screener) challenged each other to see who could take more shots from a nail gun. The loser agreed to shoot the nail gun through the webbing between their thumb and index finger. Dumb quit after one nail but refused to take the nail through the webbing. Dieter held him down and shot it through it anyway. Lots of problems came up after this, with Dumb claiming he had been assaulted and Dieter almost getting fired.

A listener wrote in and wanted Dieter to drill through the webbing of his hand because of what he did to Dumb. They went back and forth discussing whether to complete the dare or not. Rover actually ended up calling off the dare but during a commercial break Dieter convinced everyone to let him try. Dieter did a couple short spins of the drill, screaming both times. He then ended up drilling almost all the way through and broke the drill bit in the process. He tried to get the rest of the way through but ended up drilling all over his hand. Rover told him to stop but Dieter wanted to complete the dare. He changed the drill bit out and was testing it out but the show was over and he didn’t do any more drilling. Dieter was angry, threw his headphones down and walked out of the studio.

There have been a lot of videos on the internet lately of people putting Mentos into Diet Coke. This creates a chemical reaction and the soda shoots like a geiser into the air. People also turn the bottles upside down and shoot the Diet Coke bottles like rockets after putting the Mentos in.

Dieter started out by mixing the Mentos and Diet Coke in his mouth a couple times. You could hear the pressure as the Diet Coke would shoot out of his mouth. Dieter then shook up a bottle of Diet Coke for some reason and sprayed it all over the new studio. I’m sure Drewpolian will be thrilled about that.

Dieter then chewed up and ate seven mentos and then swallowed several more whole. He then chugged some Diet Coke. Almost immediately he began to burp like crazy. He then downed a few more mentos. He continued burping and was burping up foam. He started to complain about the pain in his stomach and do his usual groan. As the burping and pain increased, he actually attempted to give himself the Heimlich Maneuver over the bakc of the chair. He was unable to get himself to vomit and eventually just took up his usual fetal position on the floor of the studio.

Today’s Dare Dieter was for Dieter to re-enact the Ben Roethlisberger motorcycle crash with a few changes. Instead of riding a motorcycle, Dieter would ride a bicycle. He would also wear a helmet to prevent serious injury. A local car dealership donated a car to the show for Dieter to ride into.

I thought this Dare Dieter was a great idea from the get go. Dieter got on the bike, which was equipped with a bell and rode (fast) head on into the car. He smashed the windshield and almost went through it. DJ Jazzy Jim was inside the car taping it and was injured by flying glass. The dare is much better seen than heard, see the video here:

Dieter bicycle crash

Today’s dare from Travis was for Dieter to sit underneath a cornhole board with his crotch underneath the “bullseye” hole. There was a wheel set up with various throwing objects, including a cue ball, a grapefruit, eggs, a coconut, a softball and a keg can of Heineken, which probably weighs like two pounds.

Rover made up a lame ass excuse that he was the commentator and therefore could not participate. A listener called him out on air and Rover said her would play but did not end up playing. Bartosh then began to say he wasn’t going to participate since Dieter could choose what to throw back but then was talked into it. So the throwers were DJ Jazzy Jim, Johnathon and Joe Bartosh.

The rules of the game:

• Spin the wheel.
• Toss (each thrower gets three attempts).
• If they don’t make any successful tosses, they have to sit underneath the cornhole board and Dieter gets one throw at them.

Bartosh was up first. Mango was the first projectile. It went through the hole but didn’t hit Dieter (it rolled through). An egg was the second throw, the egg broke on the board and the yoke went all over Dieter’s crotch. His final throw was with a coconut. It was a miss.

Johnathon was next up to throw. His first throw was a baseball. Miss. Second throw was with a cantaloupe. It bounced off the board and hit Dieter in the chest. Grapefruit was the final object to throw. The throw was short. 0/3. Dieter gets to throw at Johnathon.

DJ Jazzy Jim was the last contestant. His first throw was with a softball. It was a miss. The second throw was the dreaded cue ball. It went through the hole and hit Dieter in the crotch. The last throw…the Heineken keg can. No damage was done though.

Dieter then got to throw at Johnathon. His weapon of choice, the cantaloupe. At this point things went out of control. Dieter missed with the cantaloupe and then began to throw everything from the dare. The can of Heineken ended up exploding in the hallway.

Dieter has been contending for some time know that locking out your arms and legs during a car crash is better than wearing a seatbelt. A listener wrote in with a Dare Dieter submission to test out this theory. DJ Jazzy Jim built a 6 foot tall brick wall. They then put Dieter on a hand cart like you would buy from Home Depot.

They set the cart back about 40 feet from the wall. Johnathon pushed Dieter into the wall full force. The sound of the collision was super loud. The wall came down on top of Dieter and the next thing you could hear was Dieter coughing and wheezing. Rover said the amount of dust that kicked up was unbelievable. Dieter was covered in bricks and was having trouble breathing. Johnathon got a bloody nose. They found several bricks that were broken completely in half.

Rover announced that Dieter’s “Lock Out Theory” seemed to work for this dare, even though he wasn’t sure how it would work in a car accident.