Cornhole: Nut ball edition

Today’s dare from Travis was for Dieter to sit underneath a cornhole board with his crotch underneath the “bullseye” hole. There was a wheel set up with various throwing objects, including a cue ball, a grapefruit, eggs, a coconut, a softball and a keg can of Heineken, which probably weighs like two pounds.

Rover made up a lame ass excuse that he was the commentator and therefore could not participate. A listener called him out on air and Rover said her would play but did not end up playing. Bartosh then began to say he wasn’t going to participate since Dieter could choose what to throw back but then was talked into it. So the throwers were DJ Jazzy Jim, Johnathon and Joe Bartosh.

The rules of the game:

• Spin the wheel.
• Toss (each thrower gets three attempts).
• If they don’t make any successful tosses, they have to sit underneath the cornhole board and Dieter gets one throw at them.

Bartosh was up first. Mango was the first projectile. It went through the hole but didn’t hit Dieter (it rolled through). An egg was the second throw, the egg broke on the board and the yoke went all over Dieter’s crotch. His final throw was with a coconut. It was a miss.

Johnathon was next up to throw. His first throw was a baseball. Miss. Second throw was with a cantaloupe. It bounced off the board and hit Dieter in the chest. Grapefruit was the final object to throw. The throw was short. 0/3. Dieter gets to throw at Johnathon.

DJ Jazzy Jim was the last contestant. His first throw was with a softball. It was a miss. The second throw was the dreaded cue ball. It went through the hole and hit Dieter in the crotch. The last throw…the Heineken keg can. No damage was done though.

Dieter then got to throw at Johnathon. His weapon of choice, the cantaloupe. At this point things went out of control. Dieter missed with the cantaloupe and then began to throw everything from the dare. The can of Heineken ended up exploding in the hallway.