Dieter Pulls Truck and All Hell Breaks Loose

Manny from Detroit wrote in with this week’s dare. This Dare Dieter involved Dieter pulling a Ford F-550 truck with a harness, like they do in “World’s Strongest Man” competitions. To increase the difficulty, he was shot at with a paintball gun while attempting the stunt. Rover tricked him into bringing in one of his prized possessions, his high school football helmet. Dieter had 45 seconds to pull the truck across the parking lot or Jonathon would get to smash the helmet with a sledgehammer. Dieter was reluctant to accept the dare because of the helmet. He said he has worn it while doing the deed and also claimed that it was more valuable than Jonathon or Rover’s lives. He did finally accept though.

Rover, Dieter and Jonathon headed out to the parking lot. Dieter put on the harness and began to stretch. Jonathon warmed up with the paintball gun and Rover looked for cover. The countdown began and Dieter was having trouble getting the truck started. You could hear Jonathon firing away in the background. Dieter got the truck moving and managed to make it in a speedy 30 seconds even with Jonathon laying down heavy fire. This is where all hell began to break loose. Dieter grabbed the paintball gun from Jonathon after finishing (saying Jonathon was shooting him after he finished). He then shot Jonathon point blank in the balls. You could hear Jonathon yelling and Rover ran behind the truck as Dieter chased and shot Jonathon repeatedly. Dieter then went inside to clean off.

Jonathon was very angry and in pain. He took Dieter’s helmet and began to smash it with the sledgehammer even though Dieter had completed the dare. Rover said he pretty much flattened it like a pancake. He then threw the helmet into the middle of 12 mile road and almost got hit by a car in the process. Dieter then returned outside and shot Jonathon a few more times but somehow did not notice the helmet.

Everyone returned to the studio. Rover told Dieter what Jonathon had done to the helmet. Dieter did not believe him at first, until Jonathon walked in with the smashed helmet and gave it to Jonathon. Dieter went into a fit of rage. He threw the helmet and a chair across the studio at Jonathon. Jonathon ran and hid behind Rover, Dieter went over to him, bodyslammed him to the ground and began punching him until he was restrained. Dieter was taken out of the studio and Rover said he pretty much trashed all the equipment inside there. Dieter was yelling that he was going to kill Jonathon. This should make for a lot of interesting stories on Monday, especially with the calendar party tonight.