Gateway Arch on Dieter’s Ass

Ron from St. Louis wrote in with this week’s dare. He wants Dieter to re-create the St. Louis Arch on his ass with staples. He also wants Dieter to put a string underneath each staple so he can rip all the staples out at once.

They recruited the Christie, board operator from St. Louis, who they brought on the show earlier because she was hot. Duji helped to form the arch with a string and Christie began to staple. Dieter would yell each time she put one in and said it stung pretty bad. They put six staples in originally and then decided to go for ten. Just as she put in the last staple, one fell out, so Rover told her to put another one in.

They then had to decide on how to pull the string to get them out. Rover wanted to do it one at a time but Dieter said to pull on both ends and take them all out at once. They grabbed the strings and pulled on the count of three. You could hear the staples rip out and Dieter scream. Luckily, someone from the station had come in and put down plastic because Rover said the blood was dripping. Dieter said the removal was ten times worse than putting them in. I’m sure it will make for a nice conversation piece with the St. Louis ladies this weekend though.