Dieter gives more bad advice

For those of you that have been listening for a while, I’m sure you remember back when Dieter first told the story about the advice he had given his cousin to become a stripper.  She had an athletic scholarship for Track to the University of Tennessee (which is a very good track school, for those that don’t know).  Dieter instead told her that she should become a stripper, that she could make $1,000 a day and retire when she was 25.  Dieter was also to get 10% of her earnings as her “manager”.

Obviously, these plans did not go according to schedule.  They had to “change the financial outlook” as Dieter said.  He has now advised her to become a porn star.  She received an offer to do two movies and he has told her to do it.

I felt bad for the caller whose mom is a porn star.  Her name was Kimi Lixx for those of you not listening.  She is actually pretty good looking for having a son that is my age.