Dieter’s “Special Sample”, Employee Credit Checks and Tom Herschel on Streaming Radio
Last Friday on Dare Dieter, a golf pro hit a golf ball off Dieter’s nuts. Dieter went to the doctor on Tuesday because he has been having a sharp pain in the groin area since the dare. Dieter went to the doctor and got a hot red headed nurse. She went over the basic questions with him, asked him about his sexual activity and any trauma to the area. She then gave him a cup and asked him for a specimen. Instead of peeing into the cup, Dieter jerked off into the cup, thinking that was what she wanted. When he returned with the cup, the nurse was disgusted and yelled that she wanted a urine sample. Dieter was obviously embarrassed and hoped that the nurse wouldn’t tell anyone.
Rover said he is upset over the increasing trend of employers checking potential employees credit scores. This is something that is becoming more and more common place. Rover does not believe that your financial decisions equate to your job performance. Duji disagreed and said she thought your credit score was a good indicator of your responsibility level. Jonathon tried to say he has a credit score of 940, Rover quickly pointed out that the scores don’t even go that high.
Tom Herschel (the station’s general manager or general micro-manager as Rover likes to say) came in this morning. Rover had called him a dumbass because Tom does not understand how commercials work on streaming radio (their station is trying to get streaming radio for Rover’s show). Tom admitted that he doesn’t really understand the legal issues surrounding the topic. Rover said he knew that Tom had looked up his house online to see how much Rover paid. Tom said that was true but he got the idea from Rover who had looked up Tom’s house first. Rover tried to get Tom to say how much money he makes and what kind of bonuses he gets, but he was tight lipped as usual. Dieter brought up that Tom has purchased three new cars in the last six months. Rover then tried to get Tom to talk about his wife, who Rover said it hot. He asked Tom if he mirco-manages his relationship like he does the station. Tom said he has a great marriage.